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It was late one Christmas night and Ludwig was trying to wrap a present with a small ribbon, but no matter how hard he would try, he would always mess up.

"Verdammit!" He screamed and threw off the ribbon, it was supposed to be a present for Italy, but so far, he kept failing. You walked over and saw that he was having trouble.

"What's wrong Vati?" "I can vrap zhis damn ribbon..." You smiled softly and grabbed the ribbon.

"Here I'll help you vati" he smiled softly at you, knowing you we're going to use the two bunnies song that he had taught you. You wrapped one ribbon around your index finger and the other with your other fingers.

Smiling softly, you began to sing that cute song.

"There were two little bunnies....and then they got horny, and they started to *beep* *beep* with the *beep* deep in the *beep* and deep inside the *beep* and that's how you make a bow!" The whole time you sang that song, you got a strange look from your father for he didn't remember teaching you that song in that kind of way.

"Jou need to go to a private school..." With that said, the only thing you did was giggle and smile innocently.
This is something I thought would be funny XD hope you enjoyed!

:iconeddsworldfan342::iconsaysplz: Ludwig!! Shame on you!
:icongermanyfacepalmplz::iconsaysplz: I zhink I must've been drunk vhen I taught her...
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MrsAllenWalker13 Featured By Owner 23 hours ago
Always blame Prussia. It is ALWAYS his fault.
PaigeLove1 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
BENcookiemonster1786 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Prussia took my innocence away and I didn't know it,lol!!xD
pandawaziri Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
why do i feel like It was either Germany or Prussia being drunk and teaching her that
XxIsumeNasumokoxX Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
*claps* Bravo I just sang that damn song to my sister and she says "hm.... Why did dad introduce you to the internet"
I be like: Because.. I did my famous Puppy dog face as a child
Sister: Hm right, It won't work on him anymore you know that right
Me: we'll see about that *runs off and laughs evilly*
Sister: and she is related to me how...? *shrugging she continued wrapping Christmas present*
Emmawinterfrost Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my gawd
IhavetoomanyOCs123 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Atlantis: Ja...zhis brings back memories of vhen I vas a big bruder Preussen taught me zhat...big bruder Deutschland vas pissed as ficken...Ahhh, kindheitserinnerungen... ^-^
CanadaHeta Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
First reaction to the song: *starts saying it and stares at the words intensely while saying the rest. Stops in the middle and chokes violently and laughs at the same time,falls on the floor still choking/laughing ~20 minutes later~ gets up and re-reads it again then chokes and all that all over again* DAMMIT!-ARGGHKK!!
KiddoKunsGirl Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014
I get the title! XD I have a feeling u got this idea from the youtube video, 'Hetalia Where babies come from' (i think thats what its called) XD
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