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It was late one Christmas night and Ludwig was trying to wrap a present with a small ribbon, but no matter how hard he would try, he would always mess up.

"Verdammit!" He screamed and threw off the ribbon, it was supposed to be a present for Italy, but so far, he kept failing. You walked over and saw that he was having trouble.

"What's wrong Vati?" "I can vrap zhis damn ribbon..." You smiled softly and grabbed the ribbon.

"Here I'll help you vati" he smiled softly at you, knowing you we're going to use the two bunnies song that he had taught you. You wrapped one ribbon around your index finger and the other with your other fingers.

Smiling softly, you began to sing that cute song.

"There were two little bunnies....and then they got horny, and they started to *beep* *beep* with the *beep* deep in the *beep* and deep inside the *beep* and that's how you make a bow!" The whole time you sang that song, you got a strange look from your father for he didn't remember teaching you that song in that kind of way.

"Jou need to go to a private school..." With that said, the only thing you did was giggle and smile innocently.
This is something I thought would be funny XD hope you enjoyed!

:iconeddsworldfan342::iconsaysplz: Ludwig!! Shame on you!
:icongermanyfacepalmplz::iconsaysplz: I zhink I must've been drunk vhen I taught her...
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:iconnevermoremist:
Nevermoremist Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015
No more time with the BTT lol out doesn't matter if Gil is the reader's uncle :D
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:iconariwankenobi:
ariwankenobi Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
Pikachu-lol lol
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:iconnyanpheonix101:
nyanpheonix101 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
Germany: who the fuck told you... THAT!?
Me: I dunno, a lot of veird stuff happenz... All my babysitters are fucked up.
Germany:... FRANCE!!!!!!
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:iconmeowhug17:
Meowhug17 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student Filmographer
Germany: I am never letting Gilbert vatch jou again.

Winnie:* smiles*

*secretly smiles because I taught her that*
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:iconlondonkirkland101:
LondonKirkland101 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Student Artist
XD ( if i have a kid im gonna teach them that song )
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:iconoceanialy:
Oceanialy Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
...
RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Ha! It's the manchild I KNOW ITT Not THE BIRDMANCHILD)
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:iconerenjaeger02:
ErenJaeger02 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD OMG GERMANY'S SONG XD *Dies from laughter* Laugh LOL Laughing Romano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] Laughing Luhan 
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:iconjc24scuba:
jc24scuba Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015   Artist
Ok, so I've noticed how few people have said that it was prussia or France who taught us that song,
But if it was italy?!
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:icontheatlantis:
theAtlantis Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
oh my god I was just thinking that 
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:iconjc24scuba:
jc24scuba Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015   Artist
Italy, you fucked up reader-chan
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:iconexplodingscones911:
ExplodingScones911 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I died laughing....
France: And that's how you tie your shoes, kids!
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:iconshadowgamer1315:
ShadowGamer1315 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
France taught me that song didn't he? 
Fahk.
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:icondownshiftplus:
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
·_·
I'll go dig Prussia's grave.
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:iconeriejaeger2015:
Eriejaeger2015 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
My PERVY uncle WILL PAAAYYYYYYY
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:iconxxscribblechanxx:
xxScribbleChanxx Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist
PRUSSIAAAA
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:iconmrsallenwalker13:
MrsAllenWalker13 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014
Always blame Prussia. It is ALWAYS his fault.
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:iconpaigelove1:
PaigeLove1 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
PRUSSIA!!!!
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:iconbencookiemonster1786:
BENcookiemonster1786 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Prussia took my innocence away and I didn't know it,lol!!xD
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:iconpandawaziri:
pandawaziri Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
why do i feel like It was either Germany or Prussia being drunk and teaching her that
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:iconxxisumenasumokoxx:
XxIsumeNasumokoxX Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*claps* Bravo I just sang that damn song to my sister and she says "hm.... Why did dad introduce you to the internet"
I be like: Because.. I did my famous Puppy dog face as a child
Sister: Hm right, It won't work on him anymore you know that right
Me: we'll see about that *runs off and laughs evilly*
Sister: and she is related to me how...? *shrugging she continued wrapping Christmas present*
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:iconemmawinterfrost:
Emmawinterfrost Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my gawd
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:iconihavetoomanyocs123:
IhavetoomanyOCs123 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Student General Artist
Atlantis: Ja...zhis brings back memories of vhen I vas a kind...my big bruder Preussen taught me zhat...big bruder Deutschland vas pissed as ficken...Ahhh, kindheitserinnerungen... ^-^
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CanadaHeta Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
First reaction to the song: *starts saying it and stares at the words intensely while saying the rest. Stops in the middle and chokes violently and laughs at the same time,falls on the floor still choking/laughing ~20 minutes later~ gets up and re-reads it again then chokes and all that all over again* DAMMIT!-ARGGHKK!!
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:iconkiddokunsgirl:
KiddoKunsGirl Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014
I get the title! XD I have a feeling u got this idea from the youtube video, 'Hetalia Where babies come from' (i think thats what its called) XD
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:iconprussiaskitten:
PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
either that or Francy pants and Prussia could have taught her that. though thinking about it, Uncle Prussia would have been closer so yeah..... Prussia, shame on you.
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:iconlittlecreepypasta308:
i have a feeling France or Prussia taught me that song
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:iconblackstarsrock:
Blackstarsrock Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
Haha, me too
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:iconpatchwolf24:
Patchwolf24 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"You need to go to private school"
i wonder why
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:iconjapankikulover:
JapanKikuLover Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahhaahah! *i am laughing so hard I am coughing and face is red*
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:iconspringsakura14:
SpringSakura14 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
Dear god Reader XDDD
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:icontomatoesandcupcakes:
TomatoesAndCupcakes Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
OH MY GOD YOU JUST MADE MY LIFE
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:iconblackbutlerislife:
BlackButlerislife Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Student Artist
0.0 I think I need to spend less time with France. That was hilarious though! :)
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:iconroma2690:
Roma2690 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
O.o .......Vhat?!!! Um......I'm guessing zhat either I learned zhat from Uncle Prussia, or France.
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Student General Artist
What if it was...SPAIN?!
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:iconjapankikulover:
JapanKikuLover Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Big brother Spain wouldn't do such a thing....okay maybe when he's drunk but when he's sober he would not do that. :3
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Hmm...he did say Lovi's cheeks felt good...
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:iconbutterscotchripple77:
ButterscotchRipple77 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Student Artist
which cheeks? *is thinking Spamano*
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Spain: His face cheeks...
NO LIEIEIEIE!
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:iconbutterscotchripple77:
ButterscotchRipple77 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Student Artist
lol
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Student General Artist
I mean, Spain would sound like a pedophile if he had said, "his ass-cheeks". I'm sitting here laughing my ass into China at my previous sentence. I can imagine how this goes down.

Spain: Mi pequeño tomate, your cheeks feel so good against my hands.

Romano: *still half-asleep* What checks fottuto cagna?

Spain: *smiles awkwardly* Your ass-checks...

Romano: Uhm...okay. Wait...WHAT THE FUCKING DAMNED HELL?

::iconbadpokerfaceplz::
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:iconjapankikulover:
JapanKikuLover Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
True dat. :3
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:iconroma2690:
Roma2690 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
D: MAYBE!!!
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:iconbluegirl1532:
BlueGirl1532 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SHANE DAWSON REFERENCE! (I think, in a skit by Shane Dawson a little girl sings that... XD)
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:iconcrimson675:
crimson675 Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I'm gonna guest France traught me the song like that or Prussia
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:iconkasaruka:
Kasaruka Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
Either that or it was her uncle Gilbert that taught her that song.
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:iconfurbalicious9000:
Furbalicious9000 Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
You may also say this is what happens when Germany has to hire Uncle Prussia and his friends as last minute babysitters xD
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:iconwoofwoofthekiller:
WoofWooftheKiller Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Student General Artist
Me:UNCLE PRUSSIA DID IT!!!
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:iconfurbalicious9000:
Furbalicious9000 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
Uncle Gilbert and his buddy France xD of course
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:iconwoofwoofthekiller:
WoofWooftheKiller Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Student General Artist
well of course XD
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